The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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Aweonao

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!