The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!