The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to die at will

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The power to poo without wiping.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power of exploding when you think.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!