- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to grow more genitals.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

the power to time travel to the present

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

Pointless Super Powers