- Pointless Super Powers

The power of learning

the power to see stuff

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

The power to not have any power at all

The ability to smell colors

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power to break a Nokia

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power of women's rights.

the ability to un-dank any meme

the power to enter a coma.

the power to become translucent

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power of 12% levetation

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!