The power to make remotes invisible

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to see through glass

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to die

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to be poor for life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!