The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power of learning

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to break a Nokia

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the power to become translucent

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!