The power to see where light is not present.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!