the power to time travel to the present

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to smell like ham

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the power to die

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!