- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to die

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to release the bogus

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to lick your balls.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

make youself dumb

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

Pointless Super Powers