- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to be a snail

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

the power to hovertate

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to smell people's moods

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

Pointless Super Powers