- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to be powerless

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to fly inside of airplanes

Pointless Super Powers