the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to block your own powers

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!