- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

the power to spell words wrong

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to block your own powers

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

the power to hovertate

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

Pointless Super Powers