The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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the power to run in slow motion

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Aweonao

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to stop existing.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!