the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to fail at life

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to create another human

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to smell people's moods

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!