The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to become powerless

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the power to spell words wrong

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to stop existing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!