- Pointless Super Powers

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control paprika with your mind

the power to fart at the worst moments

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

the power to see stuff

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to poo without wiping.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power of 12% levetation

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The capability to draw penises very well

you can shoot cars but the always hit you