- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

make youself dumb

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

The power to speak to toasters

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

Pointless Super Powers