- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to poo without wiping.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power of 12% levetation

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

Pointless Super Powers