The capability to draw penises very well

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to die

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!