The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to die

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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Aweonao

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to have an ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!