The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to die

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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make youself dumb

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!