- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to be a snail

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The ability to be poor for life

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

Pointless Super Powers