That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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power to have no power at all

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The power to be powerless

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!