- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

the ability to look into your brain

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to break a Nokia

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to turn cake into pie

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

the power to do nothing

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

Pointless Super Powers