- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of becoming an apple tree

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to smell a fart upwind.

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to have an ability.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

Pointless Super Powers