The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to smell any point in time

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the ability to blow yourself

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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yo mama

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!