The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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Aweonao

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to have an ability.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to be a snail

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!