The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to control yourself

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!