The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to see through glass

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make youself dumb

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to not see anything

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!