The power to smell people's moods

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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yo mama

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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the power to get sick

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!