The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to be blind

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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yo mama

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The power to die at will

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!