The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the power to smell like ham

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to become powerless

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!