- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get sick

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

the power to walk on land.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The ability to get shot, for real.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to vomit every time you burp.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to predict the present

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to state the obvious at will.

Pointless Super Powers