- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

open up pickles glass

the power to become translucent

The power to speak using their mouth

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to journey into the future of the past.

Pointless Super Powers