The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to fire my lazer

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to sit

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to like justin beiber

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to not see anything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!