- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to be an idiot.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

the power to create a meme

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

the power to time travel to the present

Pointless Super Powers