- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to make it impossible to have powers

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to die

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to poo.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

Pointless Super Powers