- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to make coma patients bark.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

the power to morph into yourself

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to murder rocks.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to smell people's moods

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

Pointless Super Powers