to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to die

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!