The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to speak to toasters

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the power to run in slow motion

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the power to spell words wrong

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the power to hovertate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!