- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to un-dank any meme

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power of women's rights.

The power to make everything worse

The power of 12% levetation

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The capability to draw penises very well

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to know you don't have a superpower

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to die

Pointless Super Powers