- Pointless Super Powers

To be able to summon old people

The power to block your own powers

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to take huge shits at will.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

the power to hovertate

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to smell any point in time

the ability to blow yourself

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!