The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to not have any power at all

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power to become translucent

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power of exploding when you think.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!