- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power of becoming an apple tree

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

Pointless Super Powers