- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

the power to die

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

Aweonao

The power to do everything that you can do.

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power to stop existing.

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

Pointless Super Powers