The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to poo.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The ability to jump

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the power to spell words wrong

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to stop existing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!