- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to see where light is not present.

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to reed a platypus mind.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

Nope. Just nope.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to be blind

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

Pointless Super Powers