The power to be missed when present.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!