The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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the power to be powerless

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!